virgin\ ears

virgin\ ears
1. (Virgin Ears) (8316↑, 1489↓)
A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

Susie has a pair of virgin ears.

2. (Virgin Ears) (94↑, 9↓)
Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested [earmuffs].

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used [earmuffs] while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

3. (Virgin Ears) (74↑, 28↓)
Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was [sandwiched] last night by two guys she just picked up. Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears\!

4. (Virgin Ears) (25↑, 27↓)
adjective 1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding, 2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present\!"

5. (Virgin Ears) (76↑, 112↓)
A person that has not had a penis inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.

Susie has preformed oral sex, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.

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6. (virgin ears) (6↑, 78↓)
The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.

John: WTF\!\! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch\! Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears. Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears

Related: virgin, sex, marijuana, naive, pot, weed, young
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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